When Jim (GeoSpyder) invited us to join a group of cachers to snag all of this years GBES rally caches, we eagerly accepted his invitation. The only problem was that we had scheduled a local charity to pick up some old furniture on the day of the run, so we called to reschedule. After all, what’s more important anyway. Unfortunately the next pickup date was next month so we agreed we would move it out of the house and leave it on the front porch. On the day before the run we tried to move the furniture but the couch was too big for the door and way too heavy to carry out the back door and around to the front. We couldn’t get the furniture out of the house by ourselves so we had to make a decision. Should we stay home or collect 44 rally caches. We should have listened to the little voice telling us to stay home.On the morning of the run we all met at the prescribed location and started the day by climbing up onto Peavine Mountain. After finding only two caches we took a wrong turn and ended up sliding down a very steep slop to a ravine below, then up another steep but shorter slope to a road. We could go back up...NOT!... or we could follow the road back to...YEP!...the beginning. An hour after starting our trek we were starting again. A little voice tried to tell us something but we didn’t listen.

After making sure we turned right where we had turned left, we settled down and started enjoying the company of some really nice folks and the scenery and the ride. Enjoyed it until Jim’s year old fancy Rubicon died. It wouldn’t start no matter how hard the men stared at the engine. Eventually the idea was hatched that it must be the chip in the key and Jim had a spare...back home in his safe. We reconfigured GeoJeep to accept three people and an hour later he stuck his spare key in the ignition switch, turned it and...nothing, zip, nada, well crap! Another little voice was trying to get our attention but, again, we didn’t listen.
GeoJeep stepped up and towed Jim’s fancy Rubicon to the top of the hill. We unhooked the tow strap and took off down the hill. Michele (Moonchaser) gave the Rubicon a gentle push and it, too, took off down the hill. Before this all happened we did have the foresight to determine that the Rubicon had brakes but, unfortunately, no power steering. As we were tootling down the hill I looked in the rear view mirror and saw the Rubicon coming very fast down the hill and realized that we shouldn’t be any where near a Rubicon as it’s careening down a steep hill. We pulled off the road just in time to see the Rubicon fly past us with it’s occupants rattling around inside. At the bottom of the hill we reattached the tow strap and GeoJeep towed the Rubicon to pavement where it sat waiting for a tow truck. Jim stayed with his Jeep and the rest of us decided to go back up onto the mountain...AGAIN...and continue on without our leader. And no one heard the little voice shouting at us.The route took us to the top of the mountain and over the other side into a heavily wooded forest. The views and scenery on this side of the mountain were spectacular and again we all began enjoying ourselves completely unaware that we were all about to meet the road from hell (do you hear the little voices now?)
You see, because of all the wrong turns and delays, we were running out of time and realized that we had to modify the plan. There wasn’t enough daylight left to run both the day and night routes and get all the caches so we had to make a decision. Do we follow the plan and go north or do we take a shortcut over to where the majority of the caches are hidden. Well, in my defense, the map did show a road. I know it said it was a Jeep trail but the map is 30 years old...it’s probably much better now. I thought I heard someone say, “GO BACK”! but it was just the wind in the trees. The next hour and a half can only be described as terror mixed with dead ends forcing us to experience the same terror from the other direction. At some point, we came upon an intersection where we could turn left and go down into the mouth of Hell or we could go right. We went right, naturally, but after two dead ends we were back looking into the mouth of Hell again. Just beyond oblivion we could see salvation. It was a road...a real road!
In general I hate backtracking and will avoid it whenever possible but it seemed we didn’t have a choice. But I really hate to backtrack and that road over there was calling my name so I had no choice. I had to see what was beyond the mouth of Hell. I got out of GeoJeep and walked down the steep slope that led to the mouth. Only it wasn’t the mouth of Hell, it was only a deep dark ravine with water running through it. That’s all well and good but another dead end is still a dead end. Or was it? As I got closer to the ravine I could see that the road made a sharp turn to the left just before disappearing down into the ravine. I carefully followed the road through the forest and around a turn and there up a short slope was the road we were looking for. All we had to do was slowly drive/slide down to the ravine (making sure we didn’t fall into it), turn sharply to the left and over a large boulder that was placed there to toss Jeeps into the ravine. Once past the boulder it was smooth sailing.
Once the other folks saw GeoJeep survive the gauntlet they followed with clenched jaws and bulging eyeballs. But we all made it. It was a testament to the skill and fortitude of the drivers but it also demonstrated the lengths otherwise sane people will go to to find little containers hidden in the forest. Go figure!
Eleven and a half hours after we started (the first time) we had 40 more caches. But more importantly we were home safe and sound and enjoying a cold frosty mug of Moose Drool.

































